Web#1. until now 2021, I still hear that people need to ne naked when you do X-ray for OFII and residence card purpose. Not really. Maybe women would be less stressed if they stepped up to the plate on that equality thing and didnt label all men as being untrustworthy. My wife, who is awesome, accompanied me for support. I mean he wasnt ogling me or anything just efficiently making use of his time I guess to get my next appointment in the books while I was getting dressed. Happens all the time in the US, hence the nurse being in the room. Get my newsletter plus a FREE guide of DOs & DON'Ts for tourists! Perhaps I have misunderstood your intention. Read this post for my experience at the French gynecologist >>. ", "If I Recall Correctly, Iceland was the one place Anthony Bourdain couldn't wait to leave. I can't wait until the warmer summer months to inspire chiseled-calved gentlemen to break out in their khaki shorts for the sole purpose of distracting me. in front of all those people! Pressure around and in the bladder. #2. We disclaim all responsibility for the professional qualifications and licensing of, and services provided by, any physician or other health providers posting on or otherwise referred to on this Site and/or any Third Party Site. As you can see from the comments, there are plenty of women into you guys". WebMOST EMBARRASSING EXAM EVER. There are doctors, mostly female in the U.S. that a guy being naked, while having a normal men, sexual reaction doesnt bother them and as said to me and other single guys, Dont be ashamed, as theyve seen it all before with both male and females. Thanks. During the procedure, your doctor guides a narrow, flexible scope through the urethra into the bladder. We refuse to be exposed unnecessarily and your attitude encourages their dismissive attitude. Hey I just had the most emarrassing exam ever.I went in to my local medi clinic to have a really bad ingrown hair looked at right under my I have a Testicular torsion in my left testicle. I'm a male nurse. Now Im at the point where my stomach starts to hurt. Does being naked at the doctor make you uncomfortable? Too bad you need to have surgery.. again, so it's not something I'd feel comfortable in supporting. And even if we didn't mean to, our words and behavior can hurt other people's feeling. Because they think 'Ooooh but they're so nice! At this point, its a cultural difference that I dont think Ill ever get used to, but as long as Im living in France, Id better learn! As Chappelle would say. I think.) I am 100% with you that gowns are cool and would be appreciated. So you have that to look forward to, I hope! From what Ive learned is you need to set boundaries and dedicate time for a relationship.". Taking risks. Being kind, always. Dominant facial feature. People are entitled to do what they please, of course. We offer this Site AS IS and without any warranties. While I did not understand much of the conversation (French love to speak in French regardless of knowing there is someone who doesnt speak French in the room), my boyfriend told me later he was glad that I couldnt because I would have said something rude. ", "Ask her if she needs someone to play a pizza delivery guy. Yes, there are some enlightened doctors and nurses in the US who have a no fuss approach to nudity. We turned and every time the patient coughed, urine shot out about two feet. Like normal people arent going to push the boundaries but if youre kind of a pervert and you go into medicine, I can see how its an easy way to be a pervert legally. Traveling to places that intrigue you. I went in to my normal family doctor to check it out, and he said we needed to get an ultrasound on it to make sure it wasnt cancer. The moment his shoulder came free, any leftover amniotic fluid and all the fluid they filled me up with burstout in one GIANTbirthing, liquid tidal-wave. So, I had just gotten a diva cup, and after a couple days I was feeling overly confident and decided this would be the night I kept it in over-night, but I guess it had decided to go much deeper than it should have. Be less self conscious, the way you expect men to be, and perhaps itll be no big deal like the female staff always tell me. And for the record, at the gynecologist, you get completely naked right in front of the doctor, dont get a gown to put on and do not get a sheet to cover your private area during the examination. I like privacy! ", "Just feels creepy knowing this and then taking that money. Get the facts about this disease that affects more than 240,000 men each year. Turns out, I was nuzzling the nurses breasts with my face and really enjoying it. He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. I just glanced up at him cause he sort of swayed and it caught my attention (he was falling asleep lol). Edit: By this I just mean that a lot of times nerdy guys are a hard nut to crack, and its appealing and exciting to have to dig a little to see whats inside. I was rushed into the hospital. Having to do a duck walk in my bra & thong on command was probably the most humiliating experience of my life lol! I was asked beforehand whether it was OK for Dr. X to observe, and I said it was. In general I have no issues with nudity, nude beaches, nude art, whatever. Im happy to have you here if you enjoy posts on French culture and living abroad, but further comments like this will be deleted. I purposely wore modest panties that completely covered my butt and a sports bra. She does break eye contact after the examination is over, I suppose thats to indicate this is business not a general chat or time to get to know each other while naked. By the time she finishes telling me what will happen, all my sexy snug spandex clothes are off and Im totally naked with her and her female medical staff. I like to deliver a joke like Norm MacDonald. If the French person were to (unnecessarily) completely strip off for their examination Ive no doubt there would be a bit of an outcry by the doctor and his/her assistants. He must have thought I was nuts, but usually a closed partition means do not enter especially when the buzzer hadnt gone off yet! Nerds are intelligent and thats sexy as hell. My dads a nurse, hell know what to do is what I thought. Like, this is serious business Im going to stab someone so they can feel my agony type pain. She rubbed the jelly on the ultrasound camera and then put a little on her fingers and rubbed it onto my balls. Because the Frogs like to see naked women parading around their hospitals/clinics, doesnt make people who disagree with the practice prude. WebThe embarrassing part of a guy getting a sports physical exam is when the male Dr feels my testicals and my penis shrinks up or when the female Dr feels my testis I get a hard boner. People have chosen to take control of the currency of their own bodies. I guess the French are used to being naked at the doctor, but Im not. Back in middle school, I got kicked in the balls during a soccer game. Caw!". We talked about vacations, homebrew, cars, etc. Even just seeing the doctor greet me himself, in normal street clothes, was a bit of a shock. I opened my mouth as wide as it would go and waited. Dr. Christopher Wolter is a And in France Ive never seen a nurse in the room with the doctor like there is in the US. If I want to cover up, Ill cover up and if a doctor is weird, I wont go back. Firstly, because I feel he will have more empathy to my situation and also less chance of getting an embarrassing erection. Well shit, hes still at work, and wont be home til 7:30am. I still have so many questions. Hope your daughter is OK! It was quite a surprise, when told to completely undress for her, despite being a male and while enjoying the snug secure feeling in my European style spandex mens underwear under warm and also snug outer winter sports attire. Its 100% the cultural norm in France. Isnt that the only place where good news mightmean theyre going to cut you open? Hard to explain, I just find a good nose really attractive. There I was totally naked with a healthy erection, yet she acted so natural as to my full nudity and sexual arousment, then commenced doing my physical exam, as I was soon rather relaxed with her, now realizing being nude with this doctor, even a female, was no big issue with her, as she was very aware of my cultural upbringing and acted as this was a normal medical situation. There are many Muslim women in my town who come very close to wearing burqas. I was mortified! Im a man in the USA who just got back from a visit to my urologist (male) for a biopsy due to having cancer; his nurse (female) was present during the exam, and after the doctor finished and left, she remained in the room doing some work and told me I could go ahead and get dressed. One day my left ovary just starts hurting like a motherfucker. He doesn't understand. Probably very insecure, desperate people, some poor sap dropping thousands a year to feel some modicum of affection. Re your comment about just looking vs actual criminality, its a fine line one that unfortunately does get crossed from time to time. Even though I am straight, there are certain things I do not feel comfterable showing or discussing with females. before being seen by her. It'd be a no for me. I know that feeling, as the same thing happened to me at a skin doctor specialist. Kazakhstani food is similar, but they have more ethnic diversity so you can get some decent Georgian or Korean hyphenated foods. He was examining my eye and he said, OK, now open wide.. You decide what you want to fix, how much you want to pay, where to go to get the best service for your money among the competition. Yikes, never had an experience like this and Id rather not! Terms and conditions for the use of this DrLamb.com web site are found via the LEGAL link on the homepage of this site. It was the most fun I've ever had at the lady doctor. Did the doctor make you strip completely naked (no bra & pants) in front of them? I'm on this except I love an aquiline nose, a big schnoz, crooked nose, dominant nose. Suffice it to say Im NOT looking forward to my initial medical exam and the ones to follow! Was your exam in the US? Great way to start a career of phallic disappointment. The catch is the you have to insert a syringe (not a needle) into the tip of the penis and inject lidocaine lube into the urethra and then hold the penis with your thumb over the urethra for five minutes. I had to undress completely for a medical exam and the doctor was a French lady and her nurse was French also. Anyhow, these are some mostly innocuous stories of visits to the doctors office, where embarrassment reigns supreme over other regular nuisances one might encounter while seeingdoctor, like finding out your pre-existing cancer is no longer covered by your insurance: I went in for a prostate exam, and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. There is much anxiety on my part, as do have an erection at times and do fear she may find a reveling development of a mans disease, as I get older. I was working a rehab unit one time and had to give a younger gentleman a suppository due to no bowel movement for 4 days. Like how weird would it be to have some girl offer you her seat and say 'by the way, you got a nice nose' and then hurry off the bus lol. Most of the exam was okay, just normal stuff like listening to your heart & lungs. She said it was alright. These tests look at how well the bladder, sphincters, and urethra are storing and releasing urine (pee). I guess being naked for a medical exam is just a normal thing for them in France and even if their patients are male or female. Gynecologists And Urologists Share Their Most Embarrassing Patient Stories, Specific cuisine, so not what food you can buy in the country, then its absolutely hands down Dutch food. The first few times they are on their best behavior. I could have easily worn a normal bra and not had to get my hardware out for the little Indian doctor. Then he proceeds to stand there with his appointment book scheduling our session for next week as I rush to pull on my pants and socks. My balls hurt. Everything went well and when my time was up, I expected a beep or something to signal to me that it was time to leisurely get dressed and meet the therapist on the other side of the partition. I saw him a couple years later in a public place and he shouts out to me "Hey dude remember when your finger was in my butt!". If not, Id want to find another doctor. That doesn't mean they're immune to the sorts of embarrassing moments that happen to us all. Urologists treat a wide range of problems, including bladder and prostate cancer, prostate gland enlargement, erectile dysfunction, kidney stones, bladder issues and urinary tract infections (UTIs). Patient here; For my first gyno visit I was pretty anxious and clumsy about the whole deal. When I was younger, I went to the doctor, and Im not sure why, but he had to see my dick for some reason. Being the good little patient I am, I did exactly that. She said its common I went in for a prostate exam, and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. It feels so nice wearing very snug and sexy spandex ballet style underwear during the cold winter weather, I do feel very comfortable being with a female doctor of French decent, as they dont mind seeing a guy snug and secure in those spandex ballet ballet leotard and much to ones surprise, they are very accommodating to many American males and stay with them while they slowly and in a shy manner strip naked out of that warm spandex ballet style underwear for her examination without him being covered in a gown, but completely naked and doest phase her while examining his now naked body. If not more. Thanks for reading! this is just a minor blemish on a really kind person' to someone who would throw them in the car crusher because their ac was too loud. Your story about the med students conversations is horrifying!! I felt like that was way too weird to say. So I guess Ill just take my chances and try to adapt to the doctor culture in France. I stood there bottomless for a moment, then started to get dressed, starting with my socks, as we discussed nude/clothing optional beaches and hot springs we had visited! I usually wear a long button down which I keep on during examinations and helps me feel less exposed. I hate how Americans like to criticize themselves, while forgiving almost anything on sophisticated Eurotrash! Ive never been to a doctor in France, but have a female doctor treats her patients, the same way as in France. It wasnt a life threatening injury so you have the right to decline the x-ray even if the doctor recommended you get on. Its the first time Ive ever had a medical professional be so casual about nudity with me. She burst out laughing, walked out of the office, and told my mom. If you are looking for an alternative to surgery after trying the many traditional approaches to chronic pain, The Lamb Clinic offers a spinal solution to move you toward mobility and wellness again. There is no They know how the game works. Im pretty sure I felt more awkward than she did! Im sure a nurse had to remove my panties and butt plug. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. I had my navy admission physical exam recently and it was done by a male doctor. When I was at the hospital giving birth to my son, the doctor broke my bag of water. It collects your blood, you take it out, rinse it, and life is good. Skip a couple minutes forward, Ive got my legs in the stirrups and the duck-billed instrument inside of me, and he is starting to realize that I may have actually gotten it stuck. Advertising on our site helps support our mission. I dislocated my shoulder in a snowboarding accident, and ended up in the ER. She told me to take my pants off, lay down on the table and spread my legs a bit. Not fun! I am always fascinated by cultural differences of all sorts between countries but our reaction to nudity (our own or others) has a special resonance as I cannot understand why an American, for example, should feel any more vulnerable being naked than, say, a French person when visiting a doctor in France. Psh. I think there are differences in every culture in regard to a whole host of things, many of which I write about on my blog. We went to visit a friend of his from high school, who is nearing the end of her time in medical school. Of course there are other factors involved but by and large the more nude-friendly a country the lower the teenage pregnancy rate. If a doctor is still routinely doing Being dressed in all my warm snug winter outfit does help keep my medical fears down and once totally naked and being examined by her doesnt bother me, but in the end, I always get a good bill of health, despite being naked with her and the nurse while having an involuntary erection. So, this doctor and his interns (women, too. I get erections in situations even when I am not sexually tempted. My GP is not a pervert at all and I wouldnt think twice if he had to check my stomach. Haha Im a guy (probably should have mentioned that). ", "Im emotionally mature enough to know that Im not emotionally mature enough to have a partner that does Only Fans. ", "I live in Los Angeles so this happens a lot but basically whenever you talk to somebody, and its all about them all the time. Just a suggestion on how patients might be more comfortable if theyre required to be naked in front of the doctor. ", "I got Mexican food in Croatia. I don't believe in making sex into a commodity. America needs to loosen up. About the part you quoted at the end Im standing by what I said. Some doctors have the kinds of specialties that might make others cringe - but those doctors who specialize in reproductive and excretory systems are literal life savers! When I asked her why, she said her previous doctors always required her to strip to her bra & pants for any examination so they could do a general inspection. We had a teenager come in with his mother (we were not a pediatric urology office but saw teens on special occasions with a doctors OK) .. kid was masturbating with a cell phone charger and got it stuck in his bladder. Internal Medicine 32 years experience. Im glad to hear from Maite because after reading that, Diane, I dont think Id ever go to a doctor in France! I fall onto the floor and call my moms name. Redditor mountcoffee wanted everyone to discuss how we decipher the people are awful, so they asked: I give too many people the benefit of the doubt. What kind of doctors are you seeing, lady? Its just not for me, no hard feelings. Once finished, he asked me if his trainee could also take a look, I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." 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