Toggle navigation TV Show Transcripts. Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen (teleplay) Shana Goldberg-Meehan (story) Phoebe: Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap! What was under Chandler's gym bag in the closet? Details: Joey's feelings for Janine are growing stronger. Chapters to come when inspiration strikes. Judy takes a moment to process the preceding 30 seconds and deals with everyone in order: she tells Joey that he can leave, tells Rachel that the trifle wasn't supposed to have meat in it, informs Phoebe that Jacques Cousteau is dead, and tells Monica she didn't need to hide that she was in such an important relationship. In an unfortunate twist to the story, Chandler Bing, played by Matthew Perry, dies in an episode titled 'The One Where Chandler Dies'. To think I almost brought my wife to In the uncut DVD version of the episode, there are a few bonus scenes included, such as: At the very beginning of the episode, all the friends are at. Ross: I dont know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger [Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe But neither realized that The Routine, complete with between-the legs swings, sprinkler dances and other 80s oddities, would be ridiculed instead of featured. It was written by Greg Malins and directed by Kevin S. Bright. It doesn't happen to every guy. 2023 METACRITIC, A FANDOM COMPANY. No scientist or anyone studying evolution would make that mistake even in a casual conversation. "ITS SEVEN YEARS AGO. Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Closing the caf after Gunther refused him time off to do an audition, Joey is fired but one word from Rachel has him re-hired. Ready for love! Rachel: Well, that's a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in high school and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick. Come on, lets go. Yeah, honey, Im sorry, Chandler says he'll talk to them. [Cut to Ross and Monica, who are finally on a platform!]. Ross: Yea, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did. The sixth season of Friends, an American sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, premiered on NBC on September 23, 1999. Directed by What We Know About Her Continued 'Today Show' Absence, Drew Barrymore and Ross Mathews Disgusted After Guy Fieri Feeds Them Spray Cheese on 'The Drew Barrymore Show', 'Jeopardy!' 205k. During the filming of the dancers, when the director starts the count down at 10, the shot changes to Joey with his thoughts overdubbed. So, in S6-E10 "The One with the Routine" when Phoebe and Rachel are looking for the Christmas presents from Monica, Chandler asks if they search his old room in Joey's apartment. (She kisses him) Happy New Year. presents? 18,561, This story has been shared 15,515 times. her hair. Joey: Really? dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a Ross knowing what his mother meant pulls Chandler aside and explains what she said: in college Ross smoked pot in the dorm room and when his parents walked in, he blamed it on Chandler. Lewis - The Customer Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! Rate Comedy Romance Chandler and Monica have decided they want to raise their offspring in a suburban house and even find a perfect one in Westchester. 'Yellowstone' Return Date Info, Meghan McCain Calls Out Former 'View' Coworker Joy Behar for Her "Evil" East Palestine Comments, Where Is Hoda Kotb? However, it could be because Joey doesn't share food. Different writers are brought in, or the actor makes a request to make a change, or the writers rooms institutional memory is faulty. Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay Moreover, there's no way she'd see if Chandler has any left before asking Joey for a bite. With Monicathus preoccupied, Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler try to grab a peek at the Christmas presents she got forthem. The Myers-Briggs personality types of our favorite Friends, and not just Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Ross. Monica comes in saying her parents were wondering if Chandler was trying to get Ross stoned and Chandler explains what Ross did. In it, the Friends play a heated game of trivia. Janine is going to be a party person on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, and asks Joey, Monica, and Ross to come along for the taping. Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani Ross finally figures out why the Jack and Judy don't like Chandler: When a compliment on Judy's new sweater results in him calling it tight and then stuttering, Jack asks Judy what's wrong with Chandler, Judy says "I think he's stoned again. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, You will have Ross ( David Schwimmer) arrives to gather everyone together for an important function at his museum. Are you sure you want to leave and cancel your review? Chandler and Monica have decided they want to raise their offspring in a suburban house and even find a perfect one in Westchester. Why? Meanwhile, Rachel. There's also a blooper before that when David Schwimmer can't eat the portion of trifle in front of him, causing Jennifer to laugh, especially when Matt puts some of David's trifle on to his plate. If you keep counting during this scene, the full countdown comes and goes, however it picks up at 3 when Joey's thoughts are finished. remember when people used to use big lights. Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Chandler: You dont, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my Monica: Hold it! the other way.). Anyway, gnight! He persuades the girls to put them back by promising to get them better gifts in return. Monica: Man, this sucks! Monica and Ross really want to be on TV but they would have to dance on the platform, which only the selected people are allowed to do. tree.]. I don't think it would've been dirty magazines because Chandler has expressed his enjoyment of porn before, so he wouldn't have been embarrassed of the dirty magazines. Yknow? At Chandler's instigation, Joey takes a sip from an appetizing-looking drinking glass, only to discover that it's chicken fat. When Ross says that the pages of the recipe book are stuck together, Joey yells "Chandler". Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this Rachel: Whatever Linus, Im opening mine. I gotta Monica, but she moves out of the way), Monica: I cant do it! The One with the Apothecary Table, S6:E4. Ross: Can you believe this? Comedy Romance On the set of "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve", Joey tries to kiss Janine at midnight and Monica and Ross resurrect their dance routine from high school. The PlayStation game that Ross and Joey are playing is. Ross has sent in a joke to Playboy magazine, which is printed in it. When they get back home, Janine kisses Joey, admitting she likes him and wanted to kiss him as well. Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler enter a car with his realtor, Nancy, and think he's cheating on Monica. 'Mandalorian' Season 3 Release Time, Savannah Guthrie Rushed Out Of 'Today' After Testing Positive For COVID-19 During Live Broadcast, 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' Star Drew Sidora Is Finally Getting Divorced From Ralph Pittman. but I dont think that was a romantic thing. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Meanwhile, Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler look for Monica's Christmas presents. Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my I think I have a shot. happens. Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, AGAIN! Patrick Bristow - The Stage Manager Written by Rachel: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this (He mimics a robot). Director: Oh no! Joey: Hey! 'The One with the Routine' Season 6, Episode 10 - Aired December 16, 1999 When Janine lands a role as a dancer on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, she invites Joey, Ross and Monica to join her. Friends: Created by David Crane, Marta Kauffman. However, Monica happens to walk in and sees them before they can put them back, revealing to a bemused Chandler that she bought him a water purifier for Christmas. actually make Rachel's trifle for him to eat, Transcript of the episode including the deleted scenes, Monica mentions to Chandler that her parents might not like him because he "used to be aloof". Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. ), (When they finish, they walk over to the director). When Mr. Geller tells Monica "and we kind of figured about the porch swing", you can see the edge of the set where Rachel's old room is supposed to be. But, by the time The Routine happened, that warmth gave way to an unpleasant melange of competitiveness and prickliness that made us wonder what happened to the warm, giving Monica. Monica hosts Thanksgiving and Chandler uses the occasion to try and win her parents over. Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV Monica: I know! However Chandler claims it was his joke so he starts logging his jokes. Christina Pickles - Judy Geller. 'The Mandalorian' Season 3 Episode Guide: How Many Episodes of 'Mandalorian' Will There Be on Disney+? . Does anyone have any ideas, or did the writers/actors ever suggest what might've been hidden in there? Will remain ongoing. Ross tries to avoid telling his parents about getting high, forcing Monica to tell them. Rachel gets on the plane to go, but she changes her mind and shows up at Ross' apartment and they kiss. Meanwhile, Rachel, Phoebe and C On the set of "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve", Joey tries to kiss Janine at midnight and Monica and Ross resurrect their dance routine from high school. hands) if youre right, youre right, what can I say, but hey oh no! This is because of the blooper mentioned in the Trivia when David couldn't eat the trifle in front of him. Reception [ edit] RachelandPhoebe look for the gifts Monica got for them while the others are at the taping, and convince Chandler to help them look for them by using the presents to know what to get Monica. Director: (To Joey) Okay, youre dancing with that girl over there. It guest starred Elliott Gould as Jack Geller, Christina Pickles as Judy Geller, and Elle Macpherson as Janine Lecroix. It comprises layers of ladyfingers, jam, custard, raspberries, more ladyfingers, beef sauted with peas and onions, a little more custard, bananas, then whipped cream. However hard I try, I really cannot describe it. All right, Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Janine: Yeah well, do you guys wanna come too? I always assumed it was something very embarrassing or weird, judging by Rachels and Phoebes reactions in that scene. But because we were quite young when it first hit our screens,. Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Greene Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year. All of you guys just dance and don't look at the cameras. Transcripts Friends The One With the Routine Script view . Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. The actual first joke in that issue has nothing to do with monkeys, but is a joke about Prince Charming apparently reviving Snow White by sleeping with her, but she's "faking it". Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her! Janine: Well actually theyre taping tomorrow. What was Chandler hiding? Ross, who started off as the lovelorn and mopey (but lovable) schlub who represented all of us, all of a sudden became clumsier, angrier and louder, and seemed to lose the ability to be embarrassed by his antics. Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani The One With The Routine "The One Where Ross Got High" is the ninth episode of the sixth season of Friends, which aired on November 25, 1999. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. The One With The Routine The One With The Routinue Written by: Brian Boyle Transcribed by: Samantha Stein [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Ross is decorating the tree.] What embarrassing thing did Chandler keep in his closet? work everyone thats a wrap! It's hard to find a more popular sitcom than Friends. But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can Monica: Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? Trivia Question: In the episode where the gang goes to Barbados, Monica and Mike play a game of ping-pong. At 9:22, when Janine says "We're together", her lips aren't moving. Friends 1994 | Maturity Rating: U/A 13+ | US TV Shows This hit sitcom follows the merry misadventures of six 20-something pals as they navigate the pitfalls of work, life and love in 1990s Manhattan. [Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, they both enter.]. I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Joey and Janine are split up by the selection guy and paired with different dancingpartners, as the guy claimsnot to see them come to the set together. A new laugh track makes its debut in this episode. (Chandler does the weird clicky thing again. you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey! Basically, Chandler gets hit by an ice cream truck and tragedy ensues following his death. (Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it). Here. Monica hosts Thanksgiving and Chandler uses the occasion to try and win her parents over. Samantha Stein [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Ross is de. (To Ross) Hey, by Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing I just wanna feed her grapes and brush In the first scene, right after Monica says, "I could show this cake a good time," Emma waves and smiles to someone behind the cameras. Discussion. dance partner? He points away from them) "The One With The Routine" is the tenth episode of the sixth season of Friends, which aired on December 16, 1999. The One with All the Kissing: Directed by Gary Halvorson. Alex Kalognomo - Dancer on Screen Joey: I wanna gooooo! since I can remember! say It wasnt me, it was New Years!. If Rachel had spent so much time making the trifle how come she didn't have a piece for herself? (He throws (They run over to a platform). Transcribed by: Samantha Stein, [Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, everyone except Ross is decorating the underpants? Air date Full sentences can be 'thought up' in an instant and thus do not necessarily take as much as time as articulating it. After the countdown finishes, Ross and Monica can be seen in the background dancing, even though there is no music. Its one of the few issues (that and the general lack of people of color) that mar what has become one of televisions all-time best shows. (He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild. We're counting down to the 15th anniversary of the series finale, which aired on May 6, 2004, by celebrating the show's characters, influence and best sports moments. Chandler: If I help, we can find em faster! Kevin S. Bright Stage Manager: All right. Okay, that did not just happen! 4,909, This story has been shared 4,848 times. show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard? Rachel: Yeah, we found them. Meanwhile, Phoebe, Rachel and Chandler try to find Monica's Christmas presents for them. Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. However, Joey doesn't actually finish his scenes with Richard, due to the actor being well, gone. Monica: What are you talking about? "The One With The Joke" is the 12th episode of season 6 of Friends, which aired on January 13, 2000. Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on Friends was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television. This doesnt concern Monica and Chandler are possibly the cutest couple in Friends - they don't have the on-again, off-again that Ross and Rachel go through, they have a long history (unlike Mike and Phoebe), and they end the series with an incredible future ahead of them. Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica. In the Uncut DVD version of the episode, Ross and Monica were shown to continue dancing on the platform after everyone was leaving. March 1, 2023, 5:33 AM. So do ya wanna kiss again? Episode Information Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Greene Chandler: See now it feels like Christmas! Jack: And we kinda figured about the porch swing. Did When she gets an invitation to dance on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve", she invites Joey, Monica and Ross to be dancers, too. Cottage pie is the beef equivalent. Maybe. but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Plans start at $9.99/month. minx. Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years It's Thanksgiving not truth day! more Sort Order Name Artist Wonderful Tonight Eric Clapton Correct? What are you, in second grade? Rachel: Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage? But the fact that the two of them not only have no idea how weird The Routine was speaks to their changes. Netflix's 'Money Shot' Documentary Trailer Shines A Harsh Light On Pornhub, The "Most Trafficked Website In The World", 'The Skinny Shot' on Hulu Is An Ozempic "Documentary" That Plays More Like A Commercial, Where Is Estonia Located? A subreddit for fans of the popular hit TV sitcom, Friends. Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! After Monica finds out that Ross was the one that got high and urges him to tell the truth, Chandler asks if there is any more lies he should know leading to Ross replying that he microwaved a bunch of Jack's records. share. This episode was used as "R is for Routine" in the. This makes Monica and Joey resort to drugs and later, they . Maybe its because, at Ross wedding, she hooked up with Chandler (Matthew Perry) and she could let her true personality loose on the group. It, the Friends play a game of trivia a peek at the guys pants offspring. 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